January 2010
TATTOO'S...
so jovan & eli got there’s done, oh && channy too [jovan’s friend] —channy’s tattoo [dedicated to her brother]
—jovan’s tattoo [her girlfriends name] —eli’s tattoo [one way says his dogs name; upside down it says his name] +[guapo] +[elijah]
happy new years eve...
so me & tasha decided to see who can go the longest without drinking or burning for the new year. && of course she’s gonna win, because dummeh is joining the navy. but we made an acception for ONE day only, its the day we cruz before she leaves in march. this bxtch better keep in touch, hahaha love ya tashaaaaaa.
anyways, keh so today we went to kmart to go see how much the...
people are blowing up home made bombs,
mrs-momona:
and im getting a huge headache >_<
same here hunn — the damn dogs keep barking, so we have to keep yelling at them. mind you we have a pitbull, two chihuahua’s && another dog, idk what kind she is.
December 2009
NEW YEARS EVE -eve...
making bar-be-que tonight, noe & jovan are getting everything ready. me&eli have to go back to banzai tonight @ 10:30 to do his tattoo. then tomorrow we have to go buy the stuff to make pork hash, yager&red bull, hypnotiq, crown[maybe]. gave teesha $20 to buy me a bag of weed. gonna go up palisades for a lil while, then come back to halawa, drink & get blasted, then wait for 2010...
omgosh, are you serious...
so tonight takes the cake for 2k9. like all the other times, eli is a lazy ass & always don't wanna get up to do stuff so he texts me, like usual. im in the living room on the laptop && my phone is on vibrate. && he walks in the living room:
eli: gee im sun burnt already
me: huh
eli: i was texting you
me: oh sorry, my phone was on vibrate
i look at my phone && i find the following texts all from him
--come turn the light off
--hurry i'm gettin sun burnt
--well im all burnt
--well bring my shades
hahaha i swear he's such a fckn dummeh. then he text me again
eli: where's my remote
me: idk somewhere on my bed
eli: can you get it
me: yeah i sure will walk my fat ass to the room & grab the remote to give to you
eli: ok thanks
me: yep, you're oh so welcome
eli: don't take too long
me: i won't don't worry
eli: k i'm waiting
me: ok i'm in the hallway already
eli: well i know the hallway ain't that long
me: it grew
eli: well im gonna pull the plug out by me for the tv & internet is goin with it
me: lmao sheesh i'm coming
eli: it's out
he really did unplug it, cuz my internet got cut off. so i got up & gave him the remote, then teesha calls, so i answered it. i needed the password to connect back to the internet, & he didn't wanna give it to me. so i was yelling from the living room. i gave up asking for it, so i just connected with the linksys connection we catch in the living room. after i hung up with teesha, i seen that i had 52 unread fckn text messages, all from dumbfck in the room. i was scrolling through all of it laughing my ass off, like literally. so i came into the room to fckn yell at him
me: i have 52 unread fckn messages
eli: hahahaha i didn't know i sent that much
me: here let me read it to you
so im starting from the bottom && going up:
--************* [his password]
--i texted you it, now shut it [i guess i was still yelling]
--i feel like pulling the plug out [yep, im still yelling lols]
--oh ya
--thats good
--ok
--really
--wow
--sounds great
--no prob
--ya its all g
--right on
--shootz
--cool
--nah
--really
--not even
--who said
--oh haha
--why did you
--that's som funny shxt
--lmao
--lol
--tccic
--see you aunty [C U N T]
--svs
--ps
--pbs
--kgmb
--pms
--kitv
--abc
--khon
--fox
--tlc
--nbc
--E!
--tnt
--logo
--cbs
--mtv
--vh1
--ppv
--oc16
--moto
--cliq
--butch
--ies
me: wait what is i E S
eli: ies
me: [dumb look on my face]
eli: butch - ies...butchies
me: ohhh dummeh hahaha
continuing:
--fag
--gots
me: ohhh faggots
--fat
--so
me: ohh fatso lols
--eh guess who i seen
--i seen a fat guy and a fat girl walking to mcdonalds with a girl shirt
hahahahaha fck i swear, now i have a fckn headache because of this dumb fck.
“I wouldn’t mind a dude that could take my attitude and take the time to listen....”
– (via tooshort) (via nanitgaison)
MOTOcliq+
you’ll be mine, REAL SOON!
I'd rather have a few close friends that without a...
(via mrs-momona)
fckn hilarious...
so noe told her friend that she couldn’t take eli’s car, because he had to use it. so me&eli took guapo to the park a lil before noe’s friends came. we stayed at halawa park for a lil while, then we headed home. we turn into the street && noe them are still home, with the friends car parked in front of the house. so we went around the block && up around halawa...
hAPPy hOLidAyS!
[christmas eve]—
so eye-dee-kay what mikala was on today, but she was just being a crack up, lols. we had a few conversations, first it was about who talked too.
avis: tee do you talk to a *******
tee: no, why
avis: no just making sure
tee: i only talk to matt
me: &&…
tee: only matt
me: no &&…
tee: & jeremy
me: &&..
tee: chaston
me:...
k so i didn’t end up going last night, because pomaika’i broke down. so i ended up watching tu’u for my mom them. he was supposed to have gone home last night, but he wanted to sleep over. surprisingly, the WHOLE house was up at 8 in the morning, only because the kids are here. but i woke up this morning to the following conversation
aunty: kacee, what is bella’s whole...
waiting for zandi, her supposed to be picking me up. in aunty’s room with bella [the new puppy]. craig is gonna shower kacee & koa, then go buy them dinner, since we have NO food what-so-ever in this house lols. just finished massaging craig’s shoulders, so my arms are sore, haha && now bella is up, so ta ta for now tumblr.
so today, it was supposed be MY turn to take the morning shift [its what we call it] to watch the puppy. but i didn’t end up getting up, so eli ended up going into the back room, then noe&jovan took over. i ended up taking the afternoon shift, lmao. aunty carla finally came home & we had this following conversation…
me: auntyyyyy
her: yeah
me: what’s for dinner
her:...
fckn classic...
haha keh so my cuzin just texted eli a while ago, saying they were gonna come to drink lil while. so we said okay, she just texted again & i swear she is so slow when we make trouble to her, lols.
kisha: we at sack’n’save now, what you guys eating?
me: water, eli sleepin’
kisha: oh he just told us to come & he sleeping, k we gonna go then, let him know we leaving
me:...
itrip...
last night we stopped to buy a dime from unko mike, instead we bought a duece. me, tee, & zel smoked on the way to drop off tuh-tam at home, in waipahu. then zel&tee had to use the bathroom, so we stopped at mcdonalds. i went with them, i was staring at the fckn hand dryer thingy & i was so tempted to push it, so i did lols. the fckn thing was so loud, then we all started laughing. but...
ended up NOT doing our nails & what not, because my fckn irrking aunty, was bugging for my payment, on my cell. which she fckn shut off, way before my cycle was over. i was told it would only be $30, but now she’s saying $75. so whatevers, but daddy asked for money too, also. but anyways we went to wash clothes earlier at palolo. me & teeshaw had a very interesting realization:
...
so today we are supposed to be going to do our nails. waiting for branzdi to finish school & hula practice, then we gonna pick her up, pick up my check, cash it, find a nail place. thinking about bringing my computer down here for the rest of the time im staying here, since im being held hostage & i have some stuff to do on mine, that can’t be done on anyone else’s computer....
Sitting outside on the blue table with tee,zan&branz. Gonna go eat dinner, zan made spaghetti. Went to lions for lil while, then came home. Spent time with my haole boy, spending some more time with him tomorrow too.
woke up around 12. kisha called saying her&zan would pick me up if i put gas, i only had $10, so they said ok. instead kay&nai came to pick me up. shot it back down to kahala, bumbye kay get into trubo from her babydaddy. spent some time with my keiston kanaloa. went to see what avis was doing. matt left, so tee called me to keep her company. talked & what not. pretty much regular day...