djmcoy:

Them: “ONE.”

You:

Them: “TWO.”

You:

Them: “THR-“

You:

OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY OH MY GOD DON’T GROUND ME

ground me? if they ever got to three I’d get a hiding.

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According to my SAMOAN Uncle, there is no such thing as counting, you better listen the first time he tells you to do something, or else the back of your head (face, shoulder, back, or whatever body part is closest to him) is gonna make friends with his HEAVY hand hahaha

(Source: rainbowballz, via lolsofunny)

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